Star Mag in Panic Over Robert Pattinson and Caitlin Cronenberg



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Theres nothing going on between Robert Pattinson and Caitlin Cronenberg.

ButStar magazine doesnt seem to care.

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are in major crisis talks about their relationship after she saw pictures of him with his stunning new love interest! announces the tabloid, which claims Stewart is an emotional wreck because Pattinson and Cronenberg have been canoodling.

Wait. Canoodling? Love interest?

Um, Cronenberg, the photographer daughter of Cosmopolis director David Cronenberg, has been working on the set. Pattinson stars in the movie.

Thats it.

Thats the connection.

Except Star alleges that Stewart heard through the grapevine that Rob and Caitlin were all over each other at the July 14 wrap party.

Really?

Because the only photoStar can muster from the event shows Pattinson and Cronenberg standing next to each other, and not even touching.

Were not sure Star knows what canoodling is.

Or major crisis or love interest or emotional wreck or any of the other charged phrases tabloid uses to make a complete non-story seem scandalous.

A so-called source for Star says Stewart is dating one of the most desirable men in the world, so any time they spend apart, she will always be questioning his fidelity!

No, thats why the magazine will be questioning Pattinsons fidelity any time he and Stewart are in different cities.

And, as is so often the case, Star comes up empty.

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